The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
(via nevershoutmelanie)
me during playoffs
start of game: ALRIGHT HERE WE GO BOYS HERE WE GO LET'S GET PUMPED
being down one goal: ok alright lets get our shit together we've got this
being up one goal: ok good start boys good start just one goal closer to the cup lets just keep this lead
being down three or more goals: OK YOU LITTLE SHITS YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO YOU FOR 7 FUCKING MONTHS YOU BETTER START PLAYING WITH SOME FUCKING ENERGY AND MAKE A PRETTY SPECTACULAR FUCKING COMEBACK
being up three or more goals: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS LAWDDDD STANLEY HERE WE COME NOTHING CAN STOP US WE ARE INVINCIBLE THIS IS OUR YEAR ALL THE WAY BABY I LOVE MY TEAM YESSSS
in OT: *inserts breathing tube just for safety precautions*
getting ready for school: i've worn my jersey every day for six straight days is this sanitary probably not hashtag because its the cup
studying: no
sleeping: no
anything that doesn't involve hockey: no
When I show non cheerleaders my cheer hair and makeup
They are like:
And I’m like
